Xi-shi
"沉魚落雁, 閉月羞花..."
-- how chinese ppl say "ur hot."
-- how chinese ppl say "ur hot."
QUICK NOTES FOR POTENTIAL ARTISTS.
OTHERSTUFF:
- Name: Xishi. I jacked the name from here.
Age: 15. YES REALLY DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THIS.
Eye colour: LIKE SILVER COINS CLINK CLINK.
- Hair: BLACK LIKE AN AZN. Modified pigtails looped up and clipped;; tablet pen that somehow holds everything up idk
Body type: C-cup which is big for an azn, but not the max!! [for my tablet is only an 8x6];; long, lean, and powerful limbs because she kungfus;; is kinda really hot...
Short personality: EXCELLENT WIFE-MATERIAL IF YOU FORGET THAT SHE'S CAN'T COOK;; cannot draw either;; kinda stupid, but well meaning;; likes gifts and is gullible;;
- Distinguishing features: Silver hair clip that says "H" [for Hanvon/the name brand of my tablet!];; Tablet pen in hair;; her hair in general. uhh...She's a. Tablet gijinka.
Outfits: ASIAN AND OFTEN BLACK OR GREY. Default has dot patterns on the sides to match my real tablet\'s
Themesong: Imagine this song in Chinese.
Universe: Electronic Gijinkas
- Being the dull sort of girl she is, Xishi is very easy to manipulate, so many people do...~ She's very easy to trick!
- IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING THAT HER MOM (my PC) KIND OF CONTROLS EVERY ASPECT OF HER LIFE. Xi-Shi is gullible (even though she usually means the best with whatever she does) and it's very easy to persuade her to do shit. The fact that her Englishing abilities are almost non-existent makes this all the more awesome for white men seeking Asian brides!!
- SHE REALLY REALLY can't do much outside the realm of looking hot and kung-fu (an ability she learnt becauseall Chinese ppl do kungfu her mom got all paranoid when the white man started coming to the mainland and she wanted to keep her daughter's virginity in tact.). In spite of the pen in her hair, she cannot draw. And in spite of being a woman she cannot cook.
- It's best to win her love through actions rather than words most of the time!! She loves gifts!! Even in form of foreign candy wrappers!!
- XISHI DOES BAGUA BECAUSE IT'S KAWAII ON GIRLS.
- HER MOM CONTROLS THE HOUSEHOLD, HER DADDY IS SCARED BUT PRETENDS TO BE A MAN IN FRONT OF GUESTS.
- THEY ARE LIKE CRAZY RICH BUT BUSINESS IS FAILING.
- MOM WANTS XI-SHI TO MARRY ASHBY THE LAPTOP FOR HIS WEALTH.
- ...AND THEN KILL HIM.
- FOR MORE MONEY.
- For now she's all "lol wat!". And is also trying to figure out why this Orville character keeps following her around...!! And why her haato is going doki doki around him!
- ORVILLE: She ends up falling for him because he's so patient and romantic and encourages her to be her own person eeeeeee…
- But, she has a scary evil Asian mother. That she must obey!
- Ping: Ping is good friend/translator! She wonders why he won't eat over anymore.
- Ashby: Unaware that he is gay. Finds him funny and not as cute as Orville! But mommy is telling her to marry Ashby! Why mumi why...
OTHERSTUFF:
- Is obedient because my tablet makes drawing easier to control;; is Chinese because she was made in China;; has kinda big boobies because she is 8x6 big but not max;; can't do much because I suck at art
- I'LL get on it one day.
- LOL XISHI IS A PRETTY FLAT CHARACTER TURNS HEAD. i feel kind of bad because she's my only young female character in this plot, but she's so so so so stupid.
- oh well, she probably develop the ability to stand up to her mother. yes. okay that sounds good.